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went for a walk without my headphones today because i wanted to be more in tune with my inner monologue and genuinely the only thought i had the entire time was “ah cars. the horses of the highway” over and over again until i got home

"It's all in your head" yes but unfortunately that's where I am too

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

for some reason whenever i was misbehaving as a child my dad would threaten to send me to toronto and it terrified me

see how much happier everyone is when we have monday off? much to consider

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed aboutme when i need help: i need to be killed.

I asked the Amtrak employee in DC if I’m on the right acela cause I’m going to New York, but it says “Boston? He looked at me like I was the child George Bush personally left behind and said “What do you think is on the way to Boston?”

guys are like: this is my best friend of 15 years. he is getting a divorce. didn't ask why

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

well i have to get up at 6am tomorrow and take the bus even though i have a cold, which also isn't easy to do and quite impressive https://t.co/nM1sPy5KGA

If you are 40 and want to look younger, just tell people you’re 50Follow me for more beauty tips 😘

The Great Gatsby spoke of this https://t.co/ODNh1aKflZ

body like a back road (in poor condition due to decades of deferred maintenance, worsening economic conditions, and the deficiencies of the local governance)

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