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lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee

mental health tip: if someone says you look just like someone they know and offers to show you a picture say no

I just accidentally signed off an email to a lecturer in military history with ‘many tanks’. Hopefully he’ll think it was deliberate.

i can look at a girl and tell pretty quickly if she’d feel comfortable picking up a frog or not. but that just won’t pay the bills

My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw

used to wear my hair in a slick back all the time until one day i got an instagram story reply from a guy who said “hairline looking rough” i went to his profile, he was bald, at first i was like “what does he know? he’s bald” but then i realized… he would know… he’s bald…

we’re like 5 months out from people saying they “readed” something

When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡😡I was just in the air

There are 50 people in the PreCheck line but 15 in the regular line. However — and this is what we must remember — each one of those 15 people is experiencing their first day on earth https://t.co/FPAppR7b3Q

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

Used my boyfriend’s body wash and started providing solutions instead of showing empathy

creating a bunch of rly strong and complicated passwords then putting them all in a single note in my notes app titled “all of my passwords :) x”

Shit my client says during a deposition in response to a yes or no question https://t.co/zaXtHg3XBF

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

some people won’t rewear tshirts or sit on their beds with “outside clothes” on but think they’d survive a zombie apocalypse

It's actually pronounced "jaslight", and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

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