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a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active

My sister is such a good rage-baiter. She'll sit next to my dad while he's watching football, and then she'll ask things like "So, what happens if a referee scores a goal?"

quick hydration check. have we consumed a single molecule of water today or are we expecting the iced latte to perform a miracle

found a key on the ground. exciting to know a problem exists somewhere

friend broke up with her loser bf im running around like a misandrist paul revere

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it. https://t.co/bI50bahJZu

I’m watching pretty little liars for the first time, why the fuck are they dressed in business casual for highschool everyday.

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

Yes, my husband leaves a lot of mugs upstairs, but if he brought them all down and we cleaned them, then they wouldn't all fit in the cupboard, and it's all part of a very delicately balanced dishes ecosystem

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i’m missing joann fabrics like crazy

I hate when you’re inputting your email and it immediately tries to be like Invalid email format like omfg Im getting there

“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989 pic.twitter.com/QsJMZCKKyS

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Love that chicken from Popeyes https://t.co/V3EnrFGpIw

this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party https://t.co/ZA1o6SELc7

I love how when giving updates about the Pope's health, the Italians are always like, "EVERYTHING IS FINE HE ASKED FOR FOOD."

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re kelly clarkson and molly, a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows at art of play that’s permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale?

Kelly Clarkson this weekend: https://t.co/J7StTi87YQ

crazy there’s a show called “this is us” no… that’s not me

email sign offs:still perfect and gorgeous,temporarily yours,Godspeed to us both,in theory,blessed,no need to reply,please hesitate to respond,beautiful regards,warm regards from the mortal plane,kiss kiss,

when a pond has ducks in it i’m like YESSSSS a classic, exactly what should be in a pond

I can’t get over the fact that the word “gullible” upside-down looks like a cat.

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