“The thought crossed my mind maybe it was Sofía who was cursed, cursed by some man in her past who couldn’t have her, so he put some sort of hex on her so that for the rest of her life, she’d transmit it to any man who got together with her.”

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For what it’s worth, Page Six reached out to Nick for comment on this story, and he is said to have told them: “I pray they find Jesus — not another shaman.”