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everybody makes pilates seem so girly girl pretty pink coquette aesthetic cutie pie and in reality its like training for the military

Hey babe, are you adobe acrobat because you are not responding

Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.

what the hell has happened to my parcel pic.twitter.com/WefNmAAfXk

if a bagel can have everything so can you

sorry babe no kissing rn the gc is active and I need to get a joke in before they change topics

they should invent an amount of sleep that is enough

starting “circle back after the holidays” season October 2 this year, as a treat

I don't know how many versions of the same password I've got left in me.

you’ve heard of the for you page, now get ready for the Against You page

It's 2026, there has got to be a better way to do dental x-rays than to have me bite a Barbie chair from 18 different angles

An eyelash’s main job is to keep things out of your eye. But nine times out of 10, when you get something in your eye, it’s an eyelash. Isn’t it eyeronic.

i was in middle school what the fuck was i talking about https://t.co/yqx7dJdjUL

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

why do grandmas always insist on being called something cutesy like “gigi” or “bunny” when they could instead instill fear with a name like “blade” or “night fury” or “The Reaper”

went bowling with my girls last night and one of them was so bad it was like she was doing some kind of performance art. one time she bowled a gutter and then it bounced out and rolled into the other gutter. just beautiful.

Sometimes an ig reel is funny but I can’t like it because I see which heads are floating above the like button and know I CANNOT be in company like that.

i think i am finally ready to tackle what 2025 has in store for me

my dad talking abt he thought Chobani was a dominican brand cus he know a girl named chobani

this reminds me of when i saw an article that said “women actually smell something different than burnt toast when having a stroke!” but didn’t read the article to find out what the smell is so now when i smell literally anything at random i think i’m having a Lady Stroke https://t.co/Ev3zPZuGaI

slow day at work... time to finally figure out what the korean war was all about

someone asked me what my favorite bird is and i panicked and said rotisserie chicken

I would never join Fight Club. Bare knuckle fisticuffs? That I’m cool with. But not being allowed to gossip? That’s where I draw the line…

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