People Are Sharing Their Favorite “White People Phrases,” And Uh, NEWS FLASH, PAL, They’re Really, Really, Really Funny

Published: Oct 1, 2026 10:46 PM • Updated: Oct 2, 2026 12:15 AM • Original source

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“‘Bingo’ and ’ding ding ding’ are in my top 5 as a professional white person.”

I'm a Costa Rican-American writer covering all the impolite dinner party topics — religion, politics, witches, identity, Da Pope, and the internet.

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