I’m a lifestyle and pet writer with over a decade of experience in copywriting, covering viral animal moments, well-being topics, and lifestyle trends.

"Same with blood, to be honest. Cold water will get it out, but hot water will bake that shit in there forever."

"I am a doctor who finds too many leftovers when examining mostly male patients.

Washing your buttcrack doesn’t make you gay. It makes you not disgusting. A man can touch his butt without being gay.

Signed, I’m tired of so much leftover shit and men being surprised when their anal itching is from leftover shit."

"My mom, who was a labor and delivery nurse, would take a couple of irrigation bottles from the hospital from time to time for this purpose."

"This also helps with diaper rash on babies. Clean them up, dry off with cool/warm (never hot) dryer. Leaving them damp from the wipes allows for moisture to be trapped inside the diaper and leads to rashes."

"And this applies to everyone, not just the ladies."

"I've used it for 2 days straight and took a 2-day break; so far, no smell. Haven't had this peace in years."

"Throw your tongue scraper in there as well. For the win! 

And if you have any little vases or jars that you keep little flower buds or plant starts in periodically, they get really slimy. Dental tabs are great for small water vessels or vases as well. I've even used them in my hummingbird feeders before I give them a good scrub and rinse."

Side note: Xylitol is incredibly poisonous to dogs, so please keep anything with xylitol out of reach of prying paws.

"I’ve been married to my husband for 25+ years, and I learned last week he has NEVER dried between his toes! This is totally shocking to me. How does he not have athlete's foot? I’ve had it once, and now I dry between my toes AND weave toilet paper between my toes to make sure any water is out of there. No damp toes!

In addition to never having athlete's foot, this man has zero foot odor. Ever. Never.

"I had a guy come in for a haircut once, and his whole ears and head were covered in scabs and yellow/orange pus. Absolutely awful. The one and only time I refused a hair client."

Note: Responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.