I’ll never forget to wipe down my machines after this...

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"It got into all the crevices of the machine and the cracks between the mats that cover the floors. He did his best to clean it up, but that area of the gym smelled pretty bad for a few days. He never returned."

"I've gone to a lot of different gyms and legit have never seen anything like it. I see other people looking at them weirdly, but nobody says anything."

"I was trying not to laugh, and I also held my breath for a moment to not breathe in that steam fart concoction. Then moments later, a man opened the door, called Monkey Boy's name, and he scurried out."

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