Our 40-year-old fairy godmothers have entered the chat, and they’re wondering why we’re so pressed.

I currently cover pop culture and trending news here at BuzzFeed.

“You take a series of good dumps and then take a propofol nap. I dreaded my first one as well, and it was fine.” 

—zwiazekrowerzystow                                                                     

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