"HEY, IT'S SCARY LOOKING!!!!!": Here's A Brutally Honest Rating Of The New "Fast & Furious" Ride, Based On 6 Hyperspecific Criteria (Including How Likely You Are To Puke Your Brains Out)

Published: Sep 17, 2026 7:48 PM • Updated: Sep 17, 2026 8:13 PM • Original source

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#1 tip: don’t get butterbeer until after. Oh, the humanity.

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