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"We're going into Memphis and we'll get that one straightened out fast," he continued. "We're going to go do Chicago, and we're going to have Charlie very much in mind when we go into Chicago. And we'll get that one straightened out."

Ah, that classic memorial moment where the eulogizer threatens to invade American cities with the U.S. military. So heartwarming. https://t.co/I14qoQNhdE

"Tariffs are making us rich again. Richer than anybody ever thought was possible. And the only one challenging them are people that hate our country or foreign countries that are paying a price... We're making money. We're becoming richer and richer," he said. 

this being a funeral speech https://t.co/UrU5GBo95i

After claiming "very violent" left-leaners "fired sniper rifles at ICE agents... And me," Trump pointed to his ear in an apparent reference to the assassination attempt on him in July 2024, when a bullet or bullet fragments reportedly struck his ear.

"But I made a turn at a good time," Trump concluded. "Charlie couldn't believe it, actually. He said, 'How the hell did you make that turn?' I said, 'I don't know.'"

"We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it," Kimmel said in the monologue. "In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving."

Inside the packet was a brief biography on Kirk's life, including a line about how "his faith guided the way he lived." There was also a true-or-false quiz that asked, "Many people remember Charlie for his faith, his dedication to helping young people, and his belief that one person can make a difference."

The packet also had a diagram that instructed students to write a summary on Kirk's "legacy," and a reading comprehension question directing fifth-graders to detail how Kirk's religion influenced his life and decisions.