I didn’t know human beings could actually be so daft. I have now been enlightened.

"'If English was good enough for Jesus to write the Bible in, then it’s good enough for me!' An actual thing I heard a guy say once in all seriousness."

"I've had someone say something along these lines to me. He was Muslim, and we were discussing something at work one day, and he said, 'Ma'am, you're not religious?' I explained that I was not, but that didn't mean I didn't think others believed. He looked me in the eyeballs and said, 'But you’re such a good person.' Bish what?!?"

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