“I absolutely would wish sitting through this film from start to finish on my worst enemy.”

"All my homies hate S. Darko. Literally not a single likeable aspect; it's an absolute embarrassment to Donnie Darko's legacy."

"I remember watching Rebel Moon (2023) and, for the first time in my life, feeling sorry for the actors involved in the film. I couldn't believe what I was watching."

"Truly an absolutely horrific concept for a film. I watched a YouTube breakdown, and that was more than enough.

Sia literally admitted that Maddie Ziegler voiced concerns that she was afraid people were going to think she was making fun of people with autism. And she convinced Ziegler to go through with it. That whole collaboration was fucking weird on Sia's part."

"You know, I was thinking and having trouble coming up with a film I just HATE. But as soon as I saw that fucking title, a rage filled within me that I haven't felt in years. Goddamn, is that film terrible in every conceivable way."

"Such an exploitative piece of garbage. Absolutely no redeeming value and does nothing to ‘analyse society’ or whatever the director was claiming."

"‘Give me the sssstooooone.’ I had to have a bath, brush my teeth, and move house after seeing that performance."

"I loved the first one so much I cried a little at the end. The second one was just a dumpster fire."

"We thought watching it high would be funny. You're never high enough to watch this absolute piece of garbage."

"I was physically upset at the end of Argylle. It looked awful. Maybe the story is a little fun for about an hour, then it just tanks once its twists are revealed, and we still have another 45–50 minutes to go. It's shot like a Kingsman film, but forced to be PG-13.

By the end, I couldn't think of one good thing, and I just wanted my evening back."

"There was a nine-week period while I was at sea when, I guess, there was a problem with the digital film files that would play on the mess deck's television. All except for this film. Day in and day out, for nine weeks, this film played on constant repeat in the only place to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I almost starved to death during those dark days."

"One of the worst adaptations of all time. Great book series. Hopefully, the D+ show is good (unlikely, seeing how they treated PJO)."

"Even had two young boys in the cinema with me in our group, and we were all so bored that we left the cinema during the film and went home. The only time I’ve ever left a film. If your robot action film can’t keep two preteen boys entertained, you’ve done a horrible job."

"Feels like a personal attack on nostalgia for my childhood. And it’s just plain awful in other ways too."

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"I came here not to see this because that film doesn't exist.

But if it did exist, I would remember seeing all the buzz about how much it sucked. I'd remember my friends warning me not to waste a precious fraction of my lifetime on this film.

I would remember going in with the expectation of seeing a terrible film and somehow still being sorely disappointed."

"I don’t think anything has made me quite as angry as Movie 43."

"That movie felt like a bunch of unused SNL skits crammed into one film. 0/10 movie for me."

"There are worse films out there, but I can’t stand the presentational choices (especially the god-awful editing). One of the most condescending studio films I’ve ever seen."

"The title alone is just what the fuck."

"The fact that they didn’t call it Now You Don’t should tell you everything you need to know about that piece of boiled and strained shit. Well, that and the fact that it was the sequel to the first one, which was already agonisingly bad."

"My hatred for Jurassic World Dominion is beyond rational at this point. I can’t even remember why I hate it, but when people bring it up, I instantly get pissed. I don't know why."

"Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is by far the worst anything I’ve ever experienced in any medium. I absolutely would wish sitting through this film from start to finish on my worst enemy."

"I'm not even the biggest fan of the original film, but something about Part 2 just pisses me off and irritates me in every possible way."

"Just a three-hour exploitation film profiting off the past sufferings of a beautiful and innocent woman."

"Thor: Love and Thunder is the only time I came close to walking out of a film."