Just gained another wrinkle in my brain. #score

I'm a Costa Rican-American writer covering all the impolite dinner party topics — religion, politics, witches, identity, Da Pope, and the internet.

Note: The marker doesn't signify the exact location of the hydrant, but rather that one is nearby. 

NOTE: While UPS avoids making a left turn when they can, they do not only make right turns. It's estimated that 90% of their turns are right turns.

NOTE: Yes, it's true that pregnant kangaroos can pause fetal development, but only for up to 11 months. This phenomenon is called embryonic diapause.