"Imagine pooping and someone walking in the front door."

"Clearly, this house is owned by aliens trying to pose as humans."

"Dude, there's a bookshelf nailed to the ceiling, so you can't roll out and down. It's totally safe."

"I think the more interesting detail is those giant pet bowls. In my head, these people have a lab or other water-loving dog who throws themselves in the pool every day and then shakes off in the living room."

"Assert dominance by staring down your neighbors while taking your morning sh*t."

"Theoretically, you could still shower and watch TV at the same time..."

"This made me chuckle. Just imagine the scene. Nude bathing while 3 people chat over food, or maybe it’s meant to be like a hibachi grill except the server is nude and splashing water on your plate?"

"Potentially in the running for moldiest bathroom ever, as well. Is it even possible to clean all that carpeting and make sure it gets completely dried?"

"Don't you dare flush that toilet while I'm washing my face."

"I built houses for 15 years, and it's weird what some people want."

"Booby traps, nice for protecting your bedroom."

"I would probably have 13 strokes before I reached the top."

"I shattered my leg on a full set of stairs. I'd die 27.8 seconds after moving into this place."

"That might slow down my ice cream consumption because I'd have to get a step stool to reach the freezer.

That's a lie, I'd stretch, and it would tip, and I'd end up with the whole fridge on top of me, and I'd die happy."

"How would you even get any furniture in there??"

"Fun fact: Garages are just storage units, not actually meant for cars."

"It looks like it's in a decently nice house. How does that even happen?"

"Would be great for a classroom or a conference hall. You can see if the teacher/speaker is there and if the lesson has started.

Or for a TV set where you can see if they are shooting, so you don't open the door and interrupt them."

"This house style spans across 3 decades."

"Probably is a 'witch window' (witch deterrent window), superstition was that witches could NOT fly through a window constructed on an angle."

“Honey, be a dear and vacuum the cabinets.”—u/howescj82

"I'm trying to figure out what its purpose is."

"I swear I had a dream about this place."

"It looks like a mirror until you realize it's not..."

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