Three guesses what “cassava melon-sized boulders” refers to.

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The book is Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein.

If you can't read the above, it says: "She stood there for some time, her legs as cold as marble inside her jeans, her nipples feeling sharp enough that hard enough to cut paper, her lips dead dry. She waited for the voices. No voices came."

If you can't read the portion in red, it says: "She flipped onto her stomach, the sheets warm from her body, so the transitive warmth against her vulva was that of her own body, and flopping around in the bed was an act of masturbation."

The book is Leave the World Behind by Rumaan Alam.

These are from Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami.

The book is Waiting in Vain by Colin Channer.

This is from The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides.

This is from the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

The book is It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini.

The book is Desperate Measures by Stuart Woods.

If you can't read the above, it says: "So I hauled my cassava melon-sized boulders up the hill, along with my red hair, sapphire eyes, and bitchy attitude because fuck this. Part of me was tempted to..."

I couldn't find the source, so it's likely this was just something published online or potentially fanfiction.

This is from Rivers of London by Ben Aaronovitch.

This is from one of The Dresden Files books by Jim Butcher.

The book is Stone Will by Kirill Klevanski.

The book is Actors Anonymous by James Franco.

The book is Brighton Rock by Graham Greene.

I believe this is from a fanfiction or online story.

This is from The Sphinx by Graham Masterton.

This is apparently a breeding fantasy from Reddit, so at least it's not published.

This is from I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson.

The book is The Blackboard Jungle by Evan Hunter.

These are from The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger by Stephen King.

The book is Let the Great World Spin by Colum McCann.

The book is The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien.

The book is Monster Hunter Memoirs: Grunge by Larry Correia and John Ringo.

This is from one of the Traitor Son Cycle books by Miles Cameron.

This is from the third book in the MEG series by Steve Alten.

This is from Smilla's Sense of Snow by Peter Høeg.

This is from Twilight Eyes by Dean Koontz.

The book is the novelization of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover.

This is from The Dark Tower by Steven King.

This is from Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut.

This is from The Fault in Our Stars by John Green.

This is from The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas.

The book is Cocaine Nights by JG Ballard.

This is from The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick.

If you can't read the above, it says: "Going through the gates, he heard the clatter of running footsteps behind him. Two giggling girls, both in short skirts, both with bouncing breasts, both about fourteen years old, flounced past. 'Anyway, the crumpet's good.' Harris smiled to himself."

If you can't read the above, it says: "Linda, his fourteen-year-old daughter, was just going out the door in a flirt of a skirt and a flip of her ponytail, tied this morning with a sexy velvet ribbon. Her books were under one arm."

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