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watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

me suspecting every character in a murder mystery book and then saying "I knew it" once the murderer is revealed.

best friend who was been my friend for more than 15 years: pic.twitter.com/noGGO5JRKB

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

This Straight of Hormuz shit is going to be the hardest AP history exam in 20 years

microplastics in brain bad. neuroplasticity good. make it make sense

Antiques Roadshow is appraising Pearl Jam concert posters so it is time for me to make a reservation at the graveyard

at 26, i went on a date with a guy who listened to gregorian chants like it was house music.

any room can be a rage room if you just give me a fucking minute

they had me at “this hippo isn’t playing games” https://t.co/KhCbmNbWDm

People who take 17 minutes to check in at hotel front desk, what you talking to them about?

The first woman to give birth to twins was probably like "???????????"

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

Younger guys now have haircuts like the Golden Girls. No shade at all just an observation.

you’d never be able to tell now but years ago i was like… severely addicted to opening the door for guys and being like “ladies first” as they stepped in

Whoever named Red Delicious apples was off their meds that day.

in preschool they asked my mom (a doctor) to teach helmet safety. my dad bought 2 cantaloupes, drew faces on them, and my mom dropped them—one helmeted, one not. the unhelmeted one exploded on the class. mom said, “this is why you wear a helmet.” she was not invited back.

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