If I get a nasty email from the HOA saying my grass is 1/4“ too long, I’m moving.

I'm a Senior Editor here at BuzzFeed, which means I've spent wayyyyy too much time on the internet.

Guess I'll just melt into a puddle, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

It says "RIP Tire Swing, killed by HOA. Sept 2023 – Oct 2024"