Looks at these pictures and soothe your tired soul.

Hi, I’m Dave, author of all those articles your aunt sent you that you may or may not have clicked on.These include: the most-read post in BuzzFeed history, this ode to grocery store music, the new and improved high school GED test, and this stunning exposé.

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, “In a pie-eating contest, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.” I think about that a lot.

I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming "WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!" while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting "HAMSTER! HAMSTER! HAMSTER!" and I had to share

my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao

I was behind a grandmother who was apparently visiting Starbucks for the first time. The barista said, "Can I get a name for your drink?" She looked very confused and said, slowly, "I guess just call it Bob?"

We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We’re talking 160 page chapter books. 😂

I’m out $120 this year and he thinks he’s ripping me off. Best investment ever.

@smaisley My freshman roommate would leave the dorm at 2 in the morning and come back around 4am. Thought she was chillin with a boy or something. Turns out “that’s the prime time to watch raccoons at the pond near the HFAC.”

I LEFT MY TEDDY IN MY ROOM AND THE HOUSEKEEPER DID THIS??;!;!;!!;!;

Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call:

drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?

my advisor: um..yes?

drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?

my advisor: ...yes

*wild cheering over phone from bar*

My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why “you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor’s new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn’t fail you” so thats how im doing

Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn’t master. So Stepdad Ken went and parked his car there so the examiner had to pick one of the other two. Anyway, she passed.