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"'Drown the baby,' does she think it's dry inside the uterus or something LMAO."

"I don't think she has ever had a thought in her entire life.

Pregnancy would be so much more nightmarish if the uterus was dry inside and the baby needed to breathe air. Just imagine what that would feel like, just queefing and reverse queefing all day and night."

"I hope the rent is low enough to offset those faults for you."

"I'm dying at her thinking the ants need to use stairs LOL."

"On the other hand, I saw a perfectly normal-looking man lick his finger (as one does before turning a page) before pressing the elevator button. I'm already a germaphobe who avoids elevator buttons, but I guess God wanted to hammer it in."

"I thought you were talking about a 4-year-old."

"I used to work with a guy who smelled like straight up shit and we had to work in a confined booth together on a piece of equipment for hours on end. On top of it all, he was a fucking asshole and he was a creep to the girls in the office. I wanted to beat his ass but he was our client contact for our biggest contract so we just had to endure his stench."

"God these people drive me nuts. The girl who gave me and all of my other friends lice in middle school had a mom who knew she'd had lice for weeks and still sent her to a sleepover and school. She didn't want to use any chemicals, so she had just been 'vacuuming more' and hoping that would fix the problem."

"Christ, are these people that unaware, or could she smell herself and just didn't care?"

"Skipping gloves is disgusting, but management watching him pour urine barehanded and doing nothing is the real horror."

"Every basic course in the Army has the stinky guy. It's usually corrected with a GI shower. I knew a captain that would shower with his uniform on to save laundry costs. Not even kidding."

"I once went into a guy's house with a friend, and there was a giant trash can, like a leaf bag size, full of aged urine in the living room. He said he didn't have water service, so he just pisses in the trash can. I RAN"