“People are waiting in long lines to get it. I just don’t understand how it’s worth it.”

Having fun and standing in front of a photo booth style blue curtain.

"For me, it is 'tell me you are X without telling me you are X.'"

"Also, 'not on my bingo card,' 'diabolical,' and 'make it make sense.' Also, do not call dogs your 'doggos.'"

"I agree that sweats aren’t fashion. I wouldn’t be caught dead off my property in pajamas unless it was an emergency. I’m talking a house fire, or one of my adult kids needs me at 3 a.m., and I’m heading to the ER."

"A dog at Trader Joe’s the other day was sniffing through all the bread. The older gentleman he was with didn’t do a thing."

"My children, Spawn, Brightaxtyn, and Pnlop, would disagree with you!"

"All the protein 'junk food' tastes like ass, too. I don't need a fucking protein Pop-Tart that looks, smells, and tastes like a dog treat."

Note: Responses have been edited for length/clarity.