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16 Extremely Strange Celebrity Headlines That Still Feel Like A Fever Dream
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Jeremy Renner app, I could never forget you. As a staff writer at BuzzFeed, I write about all things celeb, pop culture, and books. Passenger and reporter Brett McNeil told Chicago Magazine, "It's like the bus was towing a rooster tail of toilet waste. We basically hit it like the Maid of the Mist. It was a waterfall of toilet water that we passed under." Justin later told GQ, "It wasn't like I went looking for a monkey or anything. It just kind of fell in my lap. ... I had the papers. In Germany, that monkey's endangered or something…but I had the papers. I even had it written out that he was a circus monkey, and he could travel and all that shit. I had all the right papers. Things get twisted. ... Honestly, everyone told me not to bring the monkey. Everybody. Everyone told me not to bring the monkey. I was like, 'It's gonna be fine, guys!' It was the farthest thing from fine." He also said that he wanted to get another monkey someday, adding, "Just gotta make sure I got a house, and it stays in the fucking house. I'm not gonna bring him to Germany or travel with it anymore. People are always like, 'Why did you get a monkey?' If you could get a monkey, well, you would get a fucking monkey, too! Monkeys are awesome." He continued, "They escorted me out of my house through the courtyard entry on the way to the street. Still naked and reluctant to submit to the inevitability of my predicament, I got relative and decided it would be a clever idea to run up the walls left and right of the gated passageway and do a somersault backflip over the Cornhusker cop who was guiding me from behind. My thinking was that in mid-flight, while upside down in the air, I would assume a pike position and then slide my cuffed wrists under my butt and up and over my legs, then stick the landing behind the Cornhusker, now with my fettered hands in front of me. ... My rationale at the time was that after pulling off such an extraordinary Houdini-like stunt, the officers would be so impressed that they would abrogate the arrest and set me free. I know, stupid, but remember, I'd been celebrating for 32 and a half hours straight." Taylor pulled a similar stunt during The Eras Tour, hiding inside a custodial cart before the show. However, shortly after, Pete told the podcast Family Trips with the Meyers Brothers, "We just got all the plans built. We had them do one of those computer-generated, you know, show-you-what-it-could-be type of thing. And now, we're out to a few people, and it seems like it's all going well, but it's definitely five years away. ... We wanna be able to dock it from April to September, maybe October, in New York, and it will be like a restaurant. There will be a concert venue. There will be a movie theater, upstairs, like, sort of, restaurant area. And then, there's hotels in it. So, we'll have a couple of those. And then in the winter, tug it to Miami." Host Seth Meyers said that Pete and Colin really "thought this through," and Pete added, "Yeah, we have to, 'cause we're in the hole!" He continued, "Colin called me, and he's like, 'Hey, can you hop on this call about the ferry?' And I was like, 'We’re still doing that thing?' He's like, 'Yeah. This is pretty serious.' And it is. I had no idea. I saw a link and sent a deposit, and now I'm stuck with a fucking boat. It's really funny, dude." However, his rep told ET that he was joking about being in the hole. A source told Variety, "Papers were drawn up to establish jurisdiction relating to the children of Ms. Wilde and Mr. Sudeikis. Mr. Sudeikis had no prior knowledge of the time or place that the envelope would have been delivered, as this would solely be up to the process service company involved, and he would never condone her being served in such an inappropriate manner." She continued, "The only people who suffered were my kids, because they'll have to see that, and they shouldn't ever have to know that happened. For me, it was appalling, but the victims were an 8- and 5-year-old, and that's really sad. I chose to become an actress; I willingly walked into the spotlight. But it's not something my children have asked for. And when my kids are dragged into it, it's deeply painful." The surviving nuns, however, continued to publicly dispute the sale and pleaded with Katy to stop. In 2018, Sister Catherine Rose Holzman, one of only two remaining sisters, collapsed and died in the middle of a related court proceeding. In her final interview with Fox11, Sister Catherine said, "Katy Perry, please stop. It's not doing anyone any good except hurting a lot of people." Ariana was also accused of appropriating Japanese culture. On Twitter, she said, "I can't read or write Kanji obviously. What do you want me to do? It was done out of love and appreciation. What do you want me to say?"
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