As a Writer at BuzzFeed, I write and curate quizzes, listicles, and articles about everything from pop culture and history to food and fashion.

I also grabbed responses from threads 1, 2, and 3. 

Note: This article contains some seriously gross descriptions of bodily functions. Reader discretion is advised. 

"Well, one night when she was staying the night at his place, she finally realized why his mustache had such a reek to it. They were watching television in the nude, and she noticed in the dark room, lit only by the TV screen, that he was running his finger around inside his foreskin, gathering up all the smegma, then not only sniffing his fingers but also actually waxing his fucking mustache with that shit. Like he enjoyed the smell so much that he slicked his mustache with it so he could fully enjoy it with every breath."

"It got to the point where we’d both had head lice for over four months despite my time-consuming efforts to get rid of them. I finally told him to spend the night at his place and sort it the fuck out, as I was staying at mine to wash my sheets and basically marinate in head lice treatment, and that he was absolutely NOT welcome at my apartment. He got the idea after that, but it took a few weeks. I knew it was fucking revolting at the time, but looking back on it now, it makes me angry. I want reimbursement for all the money I spent at the chemist on nit poison."

"We had a huge bug infestation problem because of the piled-up laundry and the boxes we still hadn't unpacked from moving. Living with him felt like he was the one who was the reason behind the term weaponized incompetence. And even through the verbal abuse, the postpartum recovery, and taking care of our baby, I still helped as much as I could around the house, but within a week it would be trashed again. His personal hygiene was the worst, though; somehow I still had sex with him because I'm stupid, but I got a UTI almost every time." 

"The consequence for staying with him as long as I did after he stopped brushing his teeth has been gum disease. I get my teeth cleaned every three months and still am in danger of losing bone in places in my mouth after years (5+) of getting my teeth cleaned multiple times a year, brushing and flossing religiously. At least my gums don’t bleed anymore."