“I don’t understand the chunky foam shoes. Does anyone? Because they are just plain ugly.”

I'm a Staff Writer for BuzzFeed, often covering topics like love and relationships; vintage and historical content; food; and anything else the internet is buzzing about.

"Women can look pretty cute — it’s a fun shag, a Joan Jett kind of thing. Dudes with them though, good God, what are you doing?"

"Like, don’t draw attention to it — everyone knows what’s happening…it’s a bit cringe."

"They will slide their feet in and out of them to fidget. You see their feet sweat stains, and it's nasty."

"God they are so uncomfortable. Why do they have to be high or low? Why can’t women just have normal, sits below the waist, but not low enough for muffin-tops, jeans like men?"

"Am I the only one? I get if you bleach your hair and want your eyebrows to match, but these people typically have darker-colored hair and bleached eyebrows. Any time I see someone with those creepy brows, I just automatically think of Lord Voldemort."

"It just cracks me up because they really love those looks! And in general, they love chaos, and taking silly things and making them into fashion. 

It’s so fun to watch how they think and create looks!"

"I’m a cusper and see it in the gym all the time. It’s so strange to look at. Like, does it offer more compression? I know it wouldn’t make sense to have long socks UNDER the leggings, but why not wear shorter ones?"

"And they are not flattering on a single person."

"There is this girl I know, and she pulls her pants so far up that she gets a cameltoe, and she says that it's going to start trending. Girl, no, it's not."

"Like a compression shirt with Nike Pros or something. I just can't."

"Paying for a ticket to be there, live, with your favorite artist on stage, only to experience it through a phone screen? It just doesn't make sense to me. What happened to the pure joy of being present? The jumping, the dancing, the singing along? 

At The All-American Rejects this past Saturday, I was stunned by the amount of phones, each one a barrier between me and the actual experience. It's like we're trading real memories for digital recordings, and I can't help but wonder what we're all missing."

I'll go first: I hate skinny jeans. Like, no thank you, millennials.