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51 Black Tweets In September That Kept Me Laughing As The Days Got Shorter
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Amanda Seales seeing that Insecure 10th anniversary tour be cancelled pic.twitter.com/3lMSxZFxKX Sadiq Khans london. https://t.co/9oWHSbpiXp Beyoncé had no idea what Listen was about to do to the Philippines. YES!! ALL THE OXTAIL IN THE US HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH KANGAROO TAIL!!! DO NOT EAT IT!! I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS!! EVERYBODY GET BACK!!! he write me a song he might have 6 https://t.co/Q7j4fNHFKs I need to see Atlanta with my own eyes. https://t.co/1tRL2EQ1ni Black Excellence. pic.twitter.com/l2lasUQIX9 he’s covering his dick with some ass https://t.co/fIWq6b4K4w Finger my ass and check If I gave a shit So apparently, my dog and I wear the same shoe size 😂🥲 pic.twitter.com/JeQUNLGaOn paper towel seeing me entering the kitchen period https://t.co/9JecjzxWFI Got the room smelling like pinecones and pussy https://t.co/i18hlcz5cX Nobody:Shailene Woodley: https://t.co/BaoOCF7tB8 I’ve just landed in Ghana (Milton Keynes) So-called throat goat couldn’t handle all that cock https://t.co/QYk0QW0qvO I will now be slandering Ed Sheeran https://t.co/MoMHa3x3nx The concept of your whole tour falling apart because P!nk couldn't just mind her business and keep scrolling. pic.twitter.com/153jQIocMl I’ve just seen a TikTok of a babe making “Caramelised plantain Wray and nephew matcha 🤢”. JAMAICA STOP 🇯🇲 you about to be shittin out yo nose https://t.co/G00TAnskrB company: we’re like a family hereme when I find a higher paying family: pic.twitter.com/istH8SXz2S “I love smelling ethnic food” and I’m just heating up a beef patty lmfao white people so exhausting My internal monologue is better than any podcast. Wish you guys could hear this shit I cannot live without this app I swear https://t.co/KHDiIM4EeW How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭 https://t.co/euCWHlJ19T Downloaded Hinge to see what all the hype was about...first "match" was my boyfriend 🙂 pic.twitter.com/MwVz5X1tN2 couples who slickback together … https://t.co/Wm8GAit3kN jamaican people respecting my pronouns & referring to me, 1 singular person, as “di ppl dem” is prob my fav thing ever 😂 Close enough. Why you said keke palmer is your crush https://t.co/UBXhDfQouW This why you can’t fight just anyone https://t.co/wSZ3VVyE1h you'll be singing along to sza then realize you just called urself all types of dumb ugly and insecure #alright pic.twitter.com/TL1KiPr0Bj Me after I promised my wife rounds and couldn’t recover. pic.twitter.com/RnvZFDXgLu I just went to the Caribbean spot and they had everything on the menu. pic.twitter.com/u9NdrvmsOs this nigga looks like an elf who works in corporate https://t.co/Nh3SB2OlJL him closing his eyes will never not be funny as fuck LMFAO https://t.co/klwnDW9Duz ?????????????????????? https://t.co/eVgGqhVD23 pic.twitter.com/KI2MYoYmrQ Himalayan Pink Salt showing up to the pantry with all the boring white salts pic.twitter.com/RIZdHeMbLs I expect nothing less from the land of “Two twos my poopoos” https://t.co/GaCzM7JSXR 10 reps of “You Digging in Me’s” https://t.co/KV0879a6PI Taraji is to Tyler Perry to what Sarah Paulson is Ryan Murphy. willy wonka sounds like a british slang for a person that masturbates canary wharf feels like dubai (derogatory) I’m actually directing a film called “All aboard ” …. It’s about two men that share the same mission. That’s all I can give rn https://t.co/35hxFtPKfE she bent that corner like she going kill Monet Tejada https://t.co/KEIRjyaH2S Chris Rock’s new movie having a whole plotline about someone being unceremoniously hit in the face by an actor with mental health issues… pic.twitter.com/8vzLYkRq4b Americans are discovering Greggs steak bakes from first principles… https://t.co/BsX6ATgmFJ Boss said no more memes allowed in the teams chat pic.twitter.com/ZeoKvgx8JK Went on a date and her fav artist was r Kelly faboulos kid cudi and jadakiss I almost called da police thumbnail credits: Christina House / Los Angeles Times via Getty Images, NBC / Todd Owyoung/NBC via Getty Images, Mathew Imaging / WireImage, Johnny Nunez / Getty Images for The Recording Academy
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