“We ended up selling after a few years because the upkeep was just too much.”

"A family friend who is a farmer inherited two horses, who, as he put it, 'Eat money and shit work.'"

"Or if you want to constantly buy more koi because the local wildlife keeps eating them."

"And this goes for the in-bathroom jacuzzi tubs, too!"

"You don't want a boat. You want a friend with a boat."

"I could fill that thing with $5 bills, and it would STILL be cheaper than keeping water in it."

Note: Responses have been edited for length/clarity.