I'm a Senior Staff Writer who writes a wide range of topics, spanning from people's real-life drama to pop culture to funny things I find on the internet.

Child's handwriting says: "Marcus is on steroids"

Tablet says: "I'm not sure where to find 'Deez nuts'"

Child's handwriting says: "I don't. I am a freeloader."

Child's handwriting says: "I suddenly farted."

Child's writing says: "Dear [Redacted] you can be anything just like a damn queen"

Test question says: "What do you think life will be like in 100 years?"

Answer says: "all lava 10 volcanos will erupt at the same time and every thing will burn" 

Note says: "[Redacted] is ready for money because she lost a tooth"

Writing says: "I'm sorry that you are giting your balls removed sorry abat your balls" 

Instructions says: "Draw and label something that ends with the same sound as 'scarf.'"

The child's drawing is of someone barfing.

Test question says: Shannon baked a pan of fresh brownies. After they cooled, she packed them in boxes of 4 to give to her friends. How many brownies could Shannon have baked? Circle all possible numbers."

Test question says: "Explain how you know."

Child's written answer says: "Cause I know" next to a drawing of a face with a big brain

I was hoping that you could grade my Andrew Jackson activity that I handed in because my stepmom keeps seeing it in the missing assignments area in PowerSchool and won't stop bothering me about it so now we are here.