"Didn’t clean. Didn’t like to bathe. In and out of the shower as quickly as possible. Like she was afraid of water.

Made fun of less attractive people. Even ‘ugly babies’. Disabled people. Sick people.

She was drop-dead gorgeous, though. When she entered a room, men and women would stop and stare.

But, if you got to know her, she was an ugly, ugly person.”

"He only bathed if he was leaving the house. This meant if I went to see him on a day where he hadn't left the house in a couple of days he would be rank and refused to shower because love is about loving someone at their best and their worst. I was nowhere near in love with him and I certainly wasn't going to hang around to wait and see how bad his scent got."

"Like dude, NYC has a trash can on literally every single corner. You can’t wait 10 ft to throw away something??"

"During the date, there were little slivers where he was being himself and talking about other interests, but then it was like he caught himself and would go straight back to discussing what kind of car he was driving. The last date we went on, we were getting pretty deep into a convo about Star Wars and he was like, 'Let me show you something,' and pulled out his wallet. I was thinking, this fucking nerd has Darth Vader on his credit card or something. But instead, he started going over his credit limits with me. Yep. This is why you got used."

Additional thumbnail credit: LightFieldStudios / Getty Images