"He looked like an old boyfriend of mine, but way hotter and much more my type, even than that boyfriend was. Finally, one day, we were at the same place again, and someone introduced us. When he shook my hand, it was like a limp fish. I’ve seen him a few times since, and I don’t find him remotely attractive. Like, it feels like seeing an old cousin I never really liked and would rather avoid.”

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