I'm an NYC-based writer covering sex and love, lifestyle, celebrity news, and whatever unhinged things I find in the deepest corners of the internet.

In fairness, I didn’t try waxing because that would have meant growing my hair out for several weeks at a time, and that was counterintuitive to my particular goal of hairlessness.

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