I’m getting a headache just reading these.

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"So, I took back the drink, walked around the corner where she couldn’t see me, waited about 15 seconds, then came back with the same drinks in different hands and gave them to her in reverse order.  She rolled her eyes, said, 'Was that so f-ing hard?' and drove off. The best part was her (I assume) boyfriend was in the passenger seat, just looking at me with an apologetic stare, but didn’t say anything. I think about him often and hope he’s OK."

"Samples are only given at the boutiques (MAC, Clinique, Lancôme, etc) and made by an employee. This lady was straight-up stealing product. My manager explained to the lady that testers are for testing product in store only, not for taking large amounts of product home with you. The customer did not like this, so after arguing with my manager, she located me in another aisle (still helping another customer) to tell me that she was never coming back here and that she would tell everyone she knew to stop coming here, and that my manager needed to ask for a refund from school/college, since she clearly didn’t learn anything, then stormed off. Myself and the customer I was helping before being interrupted by the lady were speechless.

"I paused writing and looked at her, puzzled. My colleague, who was standing nearby, walked over and said, 'Excuse me, what?' The customer then proceeded to tell us that if you put anything in your mouth and it doesn’t taste good, then you shouldn’t put it on your skin because it’s not safe. Needless to say, we quickly processed her refund to get her out of there before she continued her rant."

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