β€œIn 1976, my boss invited the staff to his house for a Christmas party, and we were amazed that he had more than one bathroom!”

"When my dad had that unit put in, I thought we were RICH."

"When I saw my first remote-controlled TV, I almost lost my miiiindddd."

"Man, I forgot all about bread buns. At that moment, all you wanted was a real hot dog bun."

"Name brand at that. Crayola meant money!"

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