“That there were now too many people on one half of the Earth and caused it to tilt that way. That is the reason for the crazy weather we are experiencing.”

"The short guy was like, ‘You’re joking, right?’ Tall guy was like, ‘My parents forced my brother and me to eat vegetables all the damn time. We hated it. But it made us tall. So I’m grateful to my parents for making us eat like that.’

Short guy says, ‘Dude. That’s not how that works.’ Tall guy insisted that it was. Idiot genuinely believes anyone who is short did it to themselves due to their lifestyle and diet. Never once mentioned genetics. This was a grown-ass man, by the way. Like, 29 years old."

Editor's note: While genetics are obviously the key determinant of height, nutrition and lifestyle can also impact growth. 

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