“My jaw kinda dropped at seeing it, and then I felt like an idiot.”

“I never understood the yellow bus disbelief with foreigners. It’s not like Americans secretly assume the London double-decker buses are fake or a different colour, for example. And those are objectively more unbelievable bus designs.”

“Almost every meal out I get provides me with at least two or three meals when I keep leftovers. I think that's the difference: we usually expect to take some home with us, not eat it all in one go.”

"My culture shock the first time I went to a Mississippi Waffle House after the bar shut down. It was like ordering pancakes at a meth lab.”