“I have found it 100% accurate that truth is stranger than fiction.”

Note: This post contains mentions of sexual abuse.

"She did, however, take major offense when a week later husband said the mistress' name instead of the wife's while she went down on him.

That was when she learned that her girlfriend and husband liked each other more than they liked her. The next day, she came to me."

"They ended up getting a divorce. Having done this for 14 years, I have found it 100% accurate that truth is stranger than fiction."

"One divorce involved an elderly couple who had both recently been widowed. They had both been married to their individual spouses for over 40 years. They married each other out of loneliness. About two years into the marriage, they realized they had made a huge mistake. They couldn't stand each other. It was weird seeing eighty-year-olds complaining about the same thing you see kids arguing about."

"She yelled from the kitchen that they didn't win anything. She headed back upstairs, and 15 minutes later, she came through the living room with both their elementary-age kids in tow and said she forgot to tell him she had to go to her mom’s for the day, and took the kids and just left. 

He was shocked. He checked the lottery ticket, and it was gone, not in the trash or anywhere else. He realized she thought they won the lottery and was trying to run off with the winnings. She didn’t return his calls, and when he called her mom’s house, the grandma confirmed she was there and put the kids on the phone, but that was it. 

She finally showed up with the kids a couple of days later and just walked into the house and said, ‘Fuck you.’ She walked into the bedroom and wouldn’t talk to him! The kids confirmed that the mom thought she had won a ton of money. 

Realizing what kind of person she is, and that she also isn't very smart to think she would have gotten away with it, he divorced her. Probably not a ridiculous reason to divorce someone, but ridiculous behavior that would cause you to divorce someone."

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