“Most people crave it enough that we don’t care about the sliminess, wet patches, or sticking things in our mouths that we know have been in less-than-clean places.”

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"After switching to a bidet, I now know how much cleaner a butt can be vs. just toilet paper, so I feel this way with every person who doesn’t have a bidet."

"The key is, after you wash your hands, use a paper towel to turn the handle to open the door. I can only imagine the number of people who touch that door who didn’t wash their hands."

"I work in a high-rise, and every time I touch the button, I think of the hundreds of other people that touched it that day. It's definitely not clean."

"I always use the tip of my car key to press elevator buttons."

"And then putting them back in the ball holes after eating said wings when you know all you did was wipe that shit off with a flimsy napkin."

"I have a huge metal thermos I use for coffee, it can get stained easily as I drink black, and if I forget it in my car, it can dry out. Pop an Efferdent tablet or two in there, fill with hot water, and leave sealed for an hour. Come back and dump it; nothing is left. A little rinse for the residual, and I’m back to business. If you wanted, you could submerge a lid in a Tupperware with it and get the same effect."

"Getting sweaty AND swapping body fluids with another person. Sometimes, even a stranger whose STI status we have no idea about. Obviously, it's insanely fun when done right, and most people crave it enough that we don't care about the sliminess, wet patches, or sticking things in our mouths that we know have been in less-than-clean places. But if you think about it...the last word you could use for sex would be hygienic."

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