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Women can do this cool thing where they can navigate a crowded room without putting their hands on the lower backs of men.

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"

i played Juliet in high school & morning after opening night, I came late to 2nd period and my teacher was like “ooh are you too big a STAR now to show up ON TIME for American History?” and I got to be like “my grandma died this morning.”helped w my grief tbh

my psychiatrist: "so I just want to acknowledge before, when you said you were doing nothing with your life - you just earned a master's degree 3 months ago"me: "yeah but any idiot can get a master's degree"my psychiatrist (sighing): "no."

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

I remember when I lost my job and I looked at myself in the mirror after crying and said “Steve jobless” and I started laughing so hard I cried some more

well an almond feeds my mom for a whole day unlike 38,000 chatgpt queries https://t.co/0TX6LPUTLM

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

Idk how my friend thought she could come to brunch wearing a wrap dress, order sweet tea instead of her usual mojito, and order her steak well-done instead of her usual medium rare and I wouldn’t suspect she was pregnant. Girl I know you! Lmao.

why tf do i keep thinking i can get ready in 15 minutes when i’ve never actually done it

a while ago i was turned down by a gorgeous man. he said his main reason was that i looked too much like a younger version of his mom. it was chill. we remained friends. no big deal at all. today we were hanging out and i asked if i could see a picture of his mom and... YEAH LMAO

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory had better food health regulations than the USA.

Suggesting my dad name his fantasy football team, "Serving Punt" went as well as you'd expect.

The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person

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