They actually committed these thoughts to paper?!

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Lilith was the name of the first wife of Adam, who was banished from the Garden of Eden and, in some tellings, went on to become a she-demon. On the flip side, Lilith is a favorite name of feminists for her independent spirit.

Whatever you think about the name, my take is that if it ain't your baby...you should stay out of the parents' naming process!

God forbid the colleague try to make the office a little fun!

If you're wondering, Ruhezeit is German for quiet hours, and Germans, from what I understand, are actually required by law to stay quiet during it! 

Look, I don't condone using someone's milk if it's not yours, but this is a bit over the top, don't you think? "You will be eliminated!"

It's a legal request from what I gather, but still...it's quite a request!

But also, LOL at how his tone changed the next time she came...with her husband.

Sign it with your real name, you racist coward!

It reads: “Hi! I’m Xxx, I live down the street. A few weeks ago we got some landscaping fabric delivered to us by accident. We have one roll left if you are interested in buying it. We are selling it, but if you wanted to trade something for it we could work something out. It’s Mark Bran 4’x22s’. Text me if ur interested.”

By the way, Asheville's minor league baseball is called the Asheville Tourists. No joke.