“Patti LaBelle, Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder, Chaka Khan, Meryl Streep, Samuel L Jackson, STAY INSIDE AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS”

wagwan alaykum pic.twitter.com/Jn4RuyGfwN

me telling the shower curtain DONT touch me tf again 😒😂😡 pic.twitter.com/TyoKreKDfg

Probably could’ve benefited from learning ballet idk https://t.co/qtz8HyMKa4

Nggas really be waking up like “let’s stand by the store” smh

early Tweet of the Year nominee https://t.co/CEziOBXJIZ

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! you’re her son. you ate her food your whole life.

She look like Zen-nighta https://t.co/3r38wsQuuu

Spinelli being outed as an Ashley was so shocking when I watched ‘Recess’ as a kid. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/zpAPQjAfBu

strolling to afrobeat? true panafricanism https://t.co/Ub5LsEOS8B

Aight we married now can I please get a follow back 😒😂 https://t.co/4q99796nzE

“You’re my BM I won”… Offset doesn’t realise that he contributed to the birth rate decline with just that one sentence

do white people know they can wear lace fronts https://t.co/x6kY9Q1Yx8

Joined a photography club and our first meeting is tomorrow pic.twitter.com/EWRaQD53ID

We have to recover our hairlines in case we get married.

The one leg rolled up 😭😭😭 they were laying it on so thick lol https://t.co/p3XRNXOQLj

What they doing with the water afterwards? I’m a bit parched. https://t.co/mbY75aTtBw

Caribbean kids looking at their secret sibling they can’t tell their mother about.  pic.twitter.com/qDNc6O5uoE

The singular Caucasian… the world you grew up in doesn’t exist anymore https://t.co/uE2iWfShrK

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless pic.twitter.com/HRajcvjUu2

Men between 30-40 are about to sell these out lmao. The unc 5000s https://t.co/hT7x8KEl5O

Please tell me you didn’t eat the appleEve pic.twitter.com/nH5zBISDxS

Her shakin that hinga dinga durgen https://t.co/qGjdeN6cSe

She looks like she's about to ask where her husband is pic.twitter.com/rGWNAHY9y0

“a24blacks” is the greatest cultural observation this year. puts into words something that i would’ve spent paragraphs explaining.

if they ran really fast into each other they would become beyonce https://t.co/UECzqMPs84

I have a gift that only I can give him. https://t.co/8M1lIMeYs2

Got Lil Man out here looking like Stringer Bell https://t.co/Ir10OPYYry

WE JUMPING JOLENE TODAY https://t.co/bJstBwZ4Mb

“Cowboy Carter. Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint.” pic.twitter.com/BNISmLDbPS

Patti LaBelle, Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder, Chaka Khan, Meryl Streep, Samuel L Jackson, STAY INSIDE AND TAKE YOUR VITAMINS  pic.twitter.com/eHxKgGqavq https://t.co/UgmXbkBiBB

It's a misdirect. Doom gone pull off that mask and it's gone be Terrence Howard https://t.co/TP62CWTqib

black community losing hayden and dolly within a week of each other….  pic.twitter.com/4RV47GFzTH

Look at that nigga face https://t.co/brysdQtP4B

don’t tell me shit else Philip https://t.co/TqXsHmSWB8

He would have to get tf out my house https://t.co/ttHWidi3bb

I’m an adult, but I’m an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit. Biologically yes. Realistically absolutely not😭😭😭😭

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL sorry I hope my exes see this and rise up. Don't let people talk about you like this xxxx https://t.co/nEW8spZ9P2

Nobody topping the doctor nigga ! HE HAD PATIENTS 😭 https://t.co/s1eOUdOOB6