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Everybody wears scrubs now. Don’t know if you’re a lash tech or a heart surgeon 🤨

I love when you’re on the metro and the train goes above ground it’s like wheeeee I’m a mole out of my hole

when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak ofwhen i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique

how I pose after begging to have my picture taken https://t.co/bGtQR4Xd6M

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

They don’t tell you this but after you get married you can’t say guess what without everyone asking if you’re pregnant

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a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

If one more person starts talking about summer being over I’m going to get violent. Summer doesn’t end until September 21st. You can all still go to the pool and lay out in the sun in September. The world is burning up. Leave your pumpkin propaganda for October

reading fantasy novels is so funny. like oh no jameson died :( by dragon fire :( and then i go to my job

got my ass handed to me at dinner tonight when dad couldn't remember my birthday month and mom told him to ask me their anniversary. he did. i immediately rattled off the month/day/year and crowed that mom set him up.their anniversary was yesterday. i forgot. she set ME up.

how long after sex is it ok to put on Lord of the Rings

Telling my doctor to prescribe me something he’s always wanted to prescribe someone but has never had the opportunity

Calling a sandwich a sando never sat right with me. Fundamentally unserious.

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