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i miss my dutch friend that i used to manipulate into transporting things by saying "i bet you can't carry THIS on a bike" and he'd go "i'm DUTCH of COURSE i can"

trying to shop at tj maxx or marshall’s will really help u save money bc u can find 2 things u like then look at the line and decide u really dont need it that bad

noticed the girl getting her nails done next to me had really good posture so i started sitting up straighter and the lady doing my nails so loud goes “you copying her” and did an impression of me looking at the girl and shimmying my shoulders back and the whole salon cackled

my 68-year-old mother is helping my 94-year-old grandma recover from an email hack. it's like watching a monkey play cards with a horse

Met a dog at a cafe and the owner told me the dog was deaf and blind. “Old Helen Yeller,” I said. She didn't like that.

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

I don't always clear my calculator... but when I do, I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

wow I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound

me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch?Disney: noNetflix: not anymoreApple: ew noCBC Gem: yes and it’s freePrime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.

already experiencing insane spain to germany culture shock pic.twitter.com/3RBCgpOm9W

due to personal reasons I have decided to give them the old razzle dazzle

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz pic.twitter.com/BVNCfR29aG

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