Your starchy survival adventure begins now.

I work as a Writer at BuzzFeed, creating and curating quizzes, listicles, and articles that cover everything from pop culture chaos to food trends I immediately want to try and fashion moments I can’t stop talking about.

🥔 Rule #1: Stay away from anything hot, sharp, or covered in oil.

🥔 Rule #2: Do not trust the dog. Or the squirrel. Honestly, trust issues are probably for the best.

🥔 Rule #3: If someone says “let’s make fries,” GO.

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