Hi, I’m Dave, author of all those articles your aunt sent you that you may or may not have clicked on.These include: the most-read post in BuzzFeed history, this ode to grocery store music, the new and improved high school GED test, and this stunning exposé.

Well, this is actually before Las Vegas was even founded. It became a city in 1905. Would love to hit the tables with that dude and his dog.

Get down from there! And take that top hat off!

It's about the size of a quarter. It then spends the next 4 months or so in its mother's pouch.

RIP to those hats. Weep not for the memories.

This is the view from the Alexandre III bridge. Looks like the future.

Bruce Springsteen to his left, Christopher Moltisanti to his right.

A couple hats, a couple bowls, and some sandals.

Folks, let's get some love for Anaka in the comments.

It was taken in New York City and involved a 65-second exposure.

Although, imagine how fun it would be to eat that undomesticated banana and start spitting the seeds at your friends and families.

Like the ground got struck by lightning.

Though, to be fair... most presidents probably had some gnarly chompers.

I'm convinced. Throwing out my lightbulbs right now.

"The use of electricity for lightning is in no way harmful to health, nor does it affect the soundness of sleep."

Struggling to think what would get this many people together for anything these days.

I would've told you Truman died in 1959 if you asked me.

Okay... maybe the portrait painter didn't do him dirty after all. Don't inbreed, folks.

You couldn't even swan dive into a pool filled with that much money. Sad.

Bunny ears weren't invented by then. Neither was the peace sign. You had to come up with stuff to do in pictures on the fly.

He looks half-sinister, half-like he just put a whoopie cushion down on your chair and is waiting for you to sit on it.

That's an American soldier next to a Mexican soldier.

The story is actually fascinating about how it came to be.

How and why anyone played hockey before masks is beyond me.

This is like being the first person to watch Citizen Kane.

Makes sense! Would be weirder if they had, I don't know, Lethoso in the middle.

Nicolas Cage... how could you lie to us?

Finally, a literal pistol for ants. Learn more about it here.

Carrier pigeons, no joke, have been called the "unsung heroes" of The Great War.

Still can't believe they haven't fixed that thing.

Hmmm. I don't know about you, but I much prefer today's system of being shoved into the tiniest seat imaginable and having the most miserable four hours of your life.

Not sure what I expected, but definitely not that it'd look like a car cigarette lighter.

I seriously doubt you can guess which is which.

You know I'd be liable to start slappin' the bag.

What is an arch but two big lines intersecting at the top? I know, that's deep.

You know, I'd probably avoid the water in prehistoric times. But that's just me.

This is what the pinnacle of human innovation looks like.

She was nine weeks old when the ship sank.

Apparently, it sold at auction for over 50,000 pounds.

Imagine if instead of the Texas Triangle, it was just the entire country of Austria, though. Somethin' to think about.

Can we get some Al Swearengen quotes going in the comments?

Brings a tear to my eye. I've been there since 2005, how about you?

I mean, yes, French is a different language from English, but this is my dumb brain we're talking about here, remember?

It was taken in 1884, long before Helen Hunt was ever born.

To her left are Miss Hong-Kong and Miss Hawaii and to her right are Miss Germany and Miss Greece.

Honestly, I didn't really have a reason to add this picture. I just thought the framing with the gigantic lamp was funny.

What do you think it is? Jokes only, please.

The website is still actually up! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!