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A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer is.

Thank god I wasn’t in DC on January 6th I’m too nosy it would’ve looked like I was joining

every day i wake up and look in the mirror and say be gentle with yourself today you stupid fucking bitch

made my dad watch The Backrooms and he still has not recovered from the horror of the main character being billed for the backrooms' electricity usage

men will ruin your life and then use a picture you took of them as their profile picture

ever notice how when you ask people about "the birds and the bees" they just change the subject to human sexual intercourse? whatever the birds and bees are doing must be insane

beating the ai allegations by being really fucking slow at writing

Couple next to me on a 9 hour flight kept giggling, laughing, talking, playing card games just having a great time overall and then 15 minutes before landing had a massive fight over geography 😭🧍🏽♀️

This is a divorce tip https://t.co/xdYoSIgfXr

the tradwife epidemic cannot get to me cuz i detest house work, id genuinely rather look at an excel sheet all day long

Dating a guy who's fresh out of a 15-year relationship. Will it crash and burn? Almost definitely. But for now, he adores me and has never heard the word "situationship."

when i first started dating my husband he was like “maybe a weird observation, but you're unusually good at catching things?” and then soon after that I brought him to meet my family for the first time, and the moment i walked through the door my older brother chucked an orange…

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

going to watch the odyssey in a cinema slightly further away than our regular cinema so i can find the film more relatable

I really feel like they have another 2 marriages in them like I really do https://t.co/IALimXE8om

went to a cafe i frequent and saw two of my friends and just sat at their table and started ranting about my job not realising they're on a fuckign DATE WTF

Another ex just got engaged. I identify and develop the talent, the next team gets the lifetime extension. I’m a seller at the trade deadline

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