The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.

Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week’s great tweets, threads and other posts from women, and then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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Having too many Apple products gets annoying. One FaceTime call and your whole room starts ringing😭😭

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

and is there a Sunni LaBeouf

my cat just stuck her tiny disgusting paw in my coffee and then yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined

i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER pic.twitter.com/hwUwzYPM1K

monday: sociology is uselesstuesday: why do rich people give their children different names than poor people

Paperback is fine, thanks pic.twitter.com/QeQQrFmsVE

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

Just sent a selfie that I didn’t realize was a live photo and the way my smile drops so suddenly in it makes me look like I’m a sociopathic cold blooded killer

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

went on a date last night and we spent the second half of it dissecting where it went wrong together lmao

Made a 67 joke to my 33 year old Hinge match and he said “this is why age gap relationships are problematic” 😭😭😭

Asked a man on Bumble where he got his masters degree and he said “what do you mean I only have a bachelor’s” and I was like “oh well your profile says ‘graduate degree’” and he goes “well yeah bc I graduated with my bachelor’s degree”REOPEN THE SCHOOLS

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

my friend is going on a date with a professor so she’s looking him up on ratemyprofessor crying

thinking about the time at my first job out of college when i sensed a vibe shift with my boss and was like 'huh i wonder if i'm getting fired' and then later on checked his calendar which i managed and saw he had a reminder the next day to Lay Off Anna pic.twitter.com/GeGjkZSikq

My dad thought "rizz" was short for risotto

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

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