“Is it even safe to consume THAT much edible paint??”

I get to spend my days writing all about the pop culture stories that your group chats are talking about.

A lot of these appear to be from Cosmo, and others, it's not so clear, so take them with a grain of salt.

"So sad that our cashless society has destroyed the opportunity for vulva coins." —ossifiedbird

"[This] one made me shudder that is so nasty." —OrangePeelPrincess

"The pepper under the nose one may be the greatest thing ever... imagine you're about to finish and your partner says 'Hold on' and grabs the pepper shaker." —KingMobScene

"Imagine accidentally ruining your orgasm because you were reaching for the pepper and now you’re all miserable and lightly seasoned." —spoooky_brew

"I like to imagine these all as surprises for the partner. 'Ouch! What's that hard thing digging into my back?' 'Marbles!!!'" —BigMax

"Imagine laying on a surprise marble." —makemeking706

"My husband said we can role play as clowns I’m so excited to honk his nose." —snarknsuch

"I used to dress up as Pennywise every few years and had a picture of myself on my Hinge profile. One time a guy tried to roleplay with me in my clown costume via messaging. It was weird... he was very clearly getting off to it though." —SadisticGoose

"Why why whyyyyy would I put my panties in my hair. Just WHY. We just fucked like rabbits. If he can’t tell I’m FUN, throwing my underwear on my head ain’t gonna help." —carlitospig 

"My granny pants will make a great headband." —Electrical-Tea6966

"Press a fork into him? Is he a ham?" —flirtydodo

"this is simply NOT how one eats ass." —boxfishblorps

"Is edible body paint still a thing? I just imagined it was cheap chocolate spread." —box_twenty_two

"is it even safe to consume THAT much edible paint??" —Glum_Representative4

"Still remember reading the slapping of the penis as if it is a tennis ball and bring it up occasionally bc it is so humorous." —NotYourDrah

"I imagine that one came about because a Cosmo editor found out her ex was with someone new and was hoping she'd read that tip." —greenzetsa

"how does that not lead to an infection later if you follow it with vaginal sex?" —suz_gee

"I remember thinking, what a way to ruin a perfectly good donut." —greenzetsa

"As someone with almost Rapunzel length hair (It’s almost 4 feet long), I can tell you with certainty that some men do not want your hair tied around their shaft and jewels. I remember the first time my husband had to pull one of his hairs out of his ass crack. 'Why the fuck does just keep going?' was muttered and then yelled." —RDragoo1985

"what was up with ice cubes being portrayed as part of sex in media back then!? the same way I thought quicksand would be more of a danger to me than it ended up being, I thought ice cubes would be playing a not insignificant role in my sex life.. I've had some pretty adventurous sex, but never with ice." —yapitforward