“Only now in retrospect do I fully appreciate what a disaster Trump was as President. This applies not only to his policies, but to the fact that he diminished the dignity of the presidency enormously.”

When I was 14, MTV came to my house because I was one of Britney Spears' biggest fans.

Here's a bonus blurb about Rudy Giuliani: "Giuliani is babbling incoherently as the top lawyer trying to overturn the election. It really seems that he is mentally decompensating."