Jimmy Fallon went on the offensive Monday after he noticed that President Donald Trump had halted his attacks on Iran for a spell.

“I read that Trump has paused his daily strikes on Iran in part due to a missile shortage,” he said. “Last time we heard about Trump’s missile shortage was his night with Stormy Daniels.”

Trump was convicted and insulted after his alleged dalliance with the porn star.

He was found guilty of disguising hush money to Daniels as a business expense and also had to weather her nasty barbs about his “unique and horrifying” junk.

“It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” she wrote in her memoir, “Full Disclosure.”

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she wrote, referring to Toad in the video game.

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly,” she added, “he didn’t share that opinion.”

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