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Do you ever close the messages app when the other person is typing to give them privacy

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

didn’t realize my bf was standing right behind me until i said out loud that i was really craving an apple and he goes “okay horse behavior!” unfortunately that spooked me pretty bad so i did kick him in the teeth

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

Had to call poison control and no lie the person told me “you are going to have a terrible day”

my sister out here calling my non-binary fiancé her “other-in-law” it’s actually pretty funny

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

tyra is doing something with her bangs that has never been done before pic.twitter.com/uYrKP1ztfL

My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)

mogging the ex-wife on strava by giving her kudos and then doing the same run she just did but 10 mins faster

haven't seen The Odyssey yet but I assume it's about as harrowing a journey as when you'd get those flip flops from Old Navy for $1 and the plastic strap would eventually pop out of the foam then you're like trying to get home from the beach clinging your foot onto a broken shoe

Dentist office: Will you be free on this day 2 years from now?

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