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every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

once i figure out how to log into mychart i'll be unstoppable

saved half my sandwich to “eat tomorrow” … turns out tomorrow can be whenever you want actually including thirty minutes after you ate the first half of the sandwich. I’m munching away and yeah it’s looking like a new day has come baby.

what do you want us to say https://t.co/ITNEWyBlKG

I don’t think the Gmail “unsubscribe” button does literally anything

Working in comms is so difficult because when you’re stress testing ideas you have to think “Okay, well what if I were the most insane person alive? Then what could I take issue with?” https://t.co/hgzOMwrZoe

my therapist said 'what would you tell a friend going through this' and I said 'get your shit together' and she went quiet for a while

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest pic.twitter.com/cjygGWPics

I have an unsubstantiated theory that when people nowadays talk about cortisol and serotonin, it is just as unscientific as when people used to talk about the four humours

Genius Lyrics is my favorite absolutely unusable website to visit on my mobile phone

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

Sometimes I see influencer videos like this and feel guilty that I didn’t figure out how to retire my parents because what do you mean she monetized herself making a boxed cake pic.twitter.com/yjuQu5Mz50

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

my friend is dating a new guy and she goes don’t judge what his old job was…. on my life you would never guess what his previous job was…. a former member of blue man group lmao

boyfriend is running a marathon so i’m gonna wear a tinfoil hat at the finish line and hold this sign pic.twitter.com/cMhbz2N2on

you might be someone’s nothingburger but you’re my everythingbagel

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

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